Post by AnT on Nov 10, 2012 19:15:08 GMT -5
Name:
Conker
Nickname:
Age:
28
Gender:
male
Species:
red squirrel
Affiliation:
Neutral
Description:
Status:
Ruler of Panther Kingdom; Aimless wanderer
World:
Mushroom World
Location:
formerly Panther Kingdom
Abilities:
Conker doesn't have much abilities on his own, other than his "funny helicoptery tail thing", which is like Tails' ability, only it lasts for two seconds or so. But he has access to what is called 'Context Sensitive', which allow Conker to do things he could not normally do; he usually pulls a far-too-big thing out of his far-too-small pocket, although sometimes he turns into an Anvil and slams into the ground. Zones under beer kegs can give him drunken abilities as well. For instance, he is able to stagger around and urinate on Fire Imps and Rock People. Although most zones only work once, some can be used more than once, or even indefinitely. However, most of the context zones lose their purpose after being utilized, even if they are continuously usable. These context-sensitive areas usually take the form of "B-button pads", and sometimes activate while Conker is in mid-air. However, they are always activated by a press of the B Button. A Light Bulb appears over Conker's head when he is in a context-sensitive zone.
Weakness:
POW Move:
Chaos/Magic Ability:
Personality:
Once he was kind, though a little greedy, but ever since he started drinking, he became much worse. His relationship with Berri is not as good as it was, and drinking alcoholic beverages is a regular part of Conker's life.
Like most of the other squirrels in the Conker franchise, Conker seems to be ignorant and carefree. He helps almost every person in the game, not caring what they want or how dangerous the tasks are. And ever since he became alcoholic, he became a bit kooky, like most of thee other squirrels in the franchise. This was shown when even after he was cured of his dizziness, he still didn't notice he was going the wrong way.
History:
Many years ago, Conker lived in some islands near DK Isle, being somewhat aquatint with Diddy Kong, and the younger Kongs. However, an alien pig, known as Wizpig, took over the island. One of the inhabitants, Timber the Tiger, calls forth Diddy and the Kongs, who recruited many others, including Conker, to help. After defeating the alien pig, they all celebrated, but Conker left without a word, not rather keen on hanging with the kids. He only helped because....well, his conscious wouldn't leave him alone if he didn't.
Years after that, he now lived near the dreaded Panther Kingdom, with his new girlfriend, Berri the Chipmunk. Conker went to a pub one night and got drunk before walking into the Panther Kingdom accidentally. The Panther King however can't keep his milk on the table because a leg is missing. His assistant Professor von Kripplespac concludes that a red squirrel will make the perfect leg. Conker then has to fight his way through a horde of the Panther King's creatures, and through a war against Kripplespac's Tediz, in order to get home to his girlfriend Berri.
On his way Conker winds up meeting a lot of helpers who in particular he thinks are very annoying. Eventually towards the end of the game Don Weaso tells Conker and Berri to break into the Fereral Reserve Bank but it is just a trap set up by the Panther King so he can kill Conker. The Panther King tells Don Weaso to shoot Berri to death, but Kripplespac appears and reveals to the Panther King he betrayed him and kills him by releasing the xenomorph from his stomach. However, the air lock activates and then Kripplesac, Weaso, and the Panther King and Berri's remains get sucked into space. Conker is then left fighting Heinrich in the Mech Suit, but the game locks and Conker uses the opportunity to talk to the Programmer to help him kill Heinrich. He asks the programmer to take them to the Panther King's Castle, and asks for some weapons to select from. Although it seems like he is going to choose a Rocket Launcher, he chooses a Katana instead, and uses it to slice off Heinrich's head.
A bunch of Panther Kingdom residents then appear and crown Conker king, but he isn't happy, because he forgot to ask the programmer to revive Berri. He's left surrounded by everyone who annoyed him to death throughout his quest. With no care for his position, he spent the entire kingdom's money on hookers, parties, and beer, which led the people to mutiny and threw him into prison.
Anything Else?:
As we know, Conkey Bad Fur Day is a heavily adult game. So, Conker would be somewhat toned down to somewhat PG-13 levels.
Conker
Nickname:
Age:
28
Gender:
male
Species:
red squirrel
Affiliation:
Neutral
Description:
Status:
Ruler of Panther Kingdom; Aimless wanderer
World:
Mushroom World
Location:
formerly Panther Kingdom
Abilities:
Conker doesn't have much abilities on his own, other than his "funny helicoptery tail thing", which is like Tails' ability, only it lasts for two seconds or so. But he has access to what is called 'Context Sensitive', which allow Conker to do things he could not normally do; he usually pulls a far-too-big thing out of his far-too-small pocket, although sometimes he turns into an Anvil and slams into the ground. Zones under beer kegs can give him drunken abilities as well. For instance, he is able to stagger around and urinate on Fire Imps and Rock People. Although most zones only work once, some can be used more than once, or even indefinitely. However, most of the context zones lose their purpose after being utilized, even if they are continuously usable. These context-sensitive areas usually take the form of "B-button pads", and sometimes activate while Conker is in mid-air. However, they are always activated by a press of the B Button. A Light Bulb appears over Conker's head when he is in a context-sensitive zone.
Weakness:
POW Move:
Chaos/Magic Ability:
Personality:
Once he was kind, though a little greedy, but ever since he started drinking, he became much worse. His relationship with Berri is not as good as it was, and drinking alcoholic beverages is a regular part of Conker's life.
Like most of the other squirrels in the Conker franchise, Conker seems to be ignorant and carefree. He helps almost every person in the game, not caring what they want or how dangerous the tasks are. And ever since he became alcoholic, he became a bit kooky, like most of thee other squirrels in the franchise. This was shown when even after he was cured of his dizziness, he still didn't notice he was going the wrong way.
History:
Many years ago, Conker lived in some islands near DK Isle, being somewhat aquatint with Diddy Kong, and the younger Kongs. However, an alien pig, known as Wizpig, took over the island. One of the inhabitants, Timber the Tiger, calls forth Diddy and the Kongs, who recruited many others, including Conker, to help. After defeating the alien pig, they all celebrated, but Conker left without a word, not rather keen on hanging with the kids. He only helped because....well, his conscious wouldn't leave him alone if he didn't.
Years after that, he now lived near the dreaded Panther Kingdom, with his new girlfriend, Berri the Chipmunk. Conker went to a pub one night and got drunk before walking into the Panther Kingdom accidentally. The Panther King however can't keep his milk on the table because a leg is missing. His assistant Professor von Kripplespac concludes that a red squirrel will make the perfect leg. Conker then has to fight his way through a horde of the Panther King's creatures, and through a war against Kripplespac's Tediz, in order to get home to his girlfriend Berri.
On his way Conker winds up meeting a lot of helpers who in particular he thinks are very annoying. Eventually towards the end of the game Don Weaso tells Conker and Berri to break into the Fereral Reserve Bank but it is just a trap set up by the Panther King so he can kill Conker. The Panther King tells Don Weaso to shoot Berri to death, but Kripplespac appears and reveals to the Panther King he betrayed him and kills him by releasing the xenomorph from his stomach. However, the air lock activates and then Kripplesac, Weaso, and the Panther King and Berri's remains get sucked into space. Conker is then left fighting Heinrich in the Mech Suit, but the game locks and Conker uses the opportunity to talk to the Programmer to help him kill Heinrich. He asks the programmer to take them to the Panther King's Castle, and asks for some weapons to select from. Although it seems like he is going to choose a Rocket Launcher, he chooses a Katana instead, and uses it to slice off Heinrich's head.
A bunch of Panther Kingdom residents then appear and crown Conker king, but he isn't happy, because he forgot to ask the programmer to revive Berri. He's left surrounded by everyone who annoyed him to death throughout his quest. With no care for his position, he spent the entire kingdom's money on hookers, parties, and beer, which led the people to mutiny and threw him into prison.
Anything Else?:
As we know, Conkey Bad Fur Day is a heavily adult game. So, Conker would be somewhat toned down to somewhat PG-13 levels.
